Anonymous said: you are so stunning, fuck. do you like someone?

awwww this is really cute, thank you so much, come off anon, I’m sure you are incredibly stunning x ah who knows

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

Anonymous said: how are you?

I’m better than I’ve been in ages, things are brilliant at the moment, life is good. Thanks for asking <3 

average teen: what if my mum finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mum finds out my tumblr url

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside